A guy runs a pedestrian over and the police stops him.

“Sir, you just hit a pedestrian back there!” the cop said.

“Yeah, but it was only a safety officer.” defended the motorist.

“What do you mean only?” the cop exclaimed.

“Well, I didn’t do it on purpose, officer, I just thought, seeing that he is a safety officer, he would have a safety procedure for every hazard, like they always have on site.”

WHERE WAS RISK ASSESSMENT..HAHAHA